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DEVIL MAY CRY IS THE CRUELEST GAME EVER.
NO FAIR THREE BOSS FIGHTS ON THE TROT KTHNX.
I beat Phantom FINALLY, was all AHAHAH YES IN YOUR FACE I BEAT YOU BAD and then he was all CHASE DOWN THE CORRIDOR LULZ I SHOOT YOU AN U DIE and it took me AGES to figure out that you weren't MEANT to kill him or outrun him and SO YES THEN THE SHADOW BOSS WHO KILLED ME ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE I REALISED THAT YOU CAN'T USE THE SWORD WHEN HE'S NOT A GLOWY BALL AND YOU CAN'T USE THE GUNS WHEN HE IS. And THEN that weird mirror-Dante shows up and I'm jus YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT THIS IS A JOKE YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME but they would. OH THEY WOULD. And so I died, repeatedly. CURSE YOU MIRROR DANTE. OR NEO SOMETHINGOROTHER WHATEVER YOU'RE CALLED.
*flails* *whimpers*
~Miri
NO FAIR THREE BOSS FIGHTS ON THE TROT KTHNX.
I beat Phantom FINALLY, was all AHAHAH YES IN YOUR FACE I BEAT YOU BAD and then he was all CHASE DOWN THE CORRIDOR LULZ I SHOOT YOU AN U DIE and it took me AGES to figure out that you weren't MEANT to kill him or outrun him and SO YES THEN THE SHADOW BOSS WHO KILLED ME ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE I REALISED THAT YOU CAN'T USE THE SWORD WHEN HE'S NOT A GLOWY BALL AND YOU CAN'T USE THE GUNS WHEN HE IS. And THEN that weird mirror-Dante shows up and I'm jus YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT THIS IS A JOKE YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME but they would. OH THEY WOULD. And so I died, repeatedly. CURSE YOU MIRROR DANTE. OR NEO SOMETHINGOROTHER WHATEVER YOU'RE CALLED.
*flails* *whimpers*
~Miri
