Submission for the
TMA Flash Fiction Challenge.
CW swearing, sexual content
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His name is Elias Be’holding Scopophobia Jonah Bouchard and he has bright glowing emerald green eyes (that’s how he got this body) and grey hair with white streaks and black tips that reaches his ears and a lot of people tell him he looks like Giles from Buffy (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). He’s not related to the Eye-creature in Alexandria but he wishes he was because it was a major fucking hottie. He has pale white skin. He’s also an Avatar, and he owns a magic archive called The Magnus Institute in England where he’s the CEO (He’s 200). He’s a Victorian (in case you couldn’t tell) and he wears mostly suits. He loves Savile Row and he buys all his clothes from there. For example today he was wearing a black tailored suit with matching waistcoat and a green silk tie, grey pocketsquare and black Italian shoes. He was walking outside the Magnus Institute. It was cloudy and raining so there was no sun, which he was very happy about. A lot of Desolation cultists stared at him. He put his middle finger up at them.
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“PETER!” Elias shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Peter didn’t answer but he stopped the Tundra ship and he walked out of it. Elias walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” Elias asked angrily.
“Elias?” he asked.
“What?” Elias snapped.
Peter leaned in extra-close and Elias looked into his gothic grey eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly Elias didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…suddenly just as Elias Peter kissed him passionately. Peter climbed on top of him and they started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of Eliass top and Elias took of Peters clothes. Elias even took of his cufflinks. Then Peter put his thingie into Elias you-know-what and they did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh!” Elias screamed. He was beginning to get an orgasm. They started to kiss everywhere and his pale body became all warm. And then…
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…Simon Fairchild!
[i'm not sorry]